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Sreeja
 Post subject: You + Your smile =?
PostPosted: 02 Jul 2009, 15:43 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Stars + Mooon= Romantic Night
Birds + Sky =Lovely Day
Forest + Animal = Refreshing world
You + Your smile =Dirty place.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: You are some%
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 19:50 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
You are 95% beautiful. You are 96% sweet. y?U are 97% nice, you are 98% handsome. you are 99% lovely & 100% fool to believe this.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: nothing is left &right
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 19:52 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, it is devided into 2 parts,left & right. In the left nothing is right, in the right nothing is left .
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Sreeja
 Post subject: veendum kondupoyo !
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 19:53 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
No calls, no messages, no missed calls, no news, no greetings, no letters, I am afraid Patti Piduthakar 'veendum kondupoyo'
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Sreeja
 Post subject: just love a gir sincerely....
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 19:57 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Which is the painful way of death? Poison, murder, accident, tsunami. don't worry its simple very very simple "just love a girl, sincerely"
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Chummaa.. Vacho...!
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 20:01 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
6 flowers for u, 1 for health, 1 for wealth, 1for wish, 1 for friendship and last two chumma randu cheviyilum vacho
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Sreeja
 Post subject: God Created You !
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 20:03 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
God saw ur parents hungry, he created pizza. He saw them thirsty, created pepsi. He saw them walking, created car. He saw them without any problems, created u.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Bill Gates and Angel
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 20:05 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
What is, the similarity between Bill Gates and Angel? Don't know? So simple. he never comes , to Angel's house and Angel never goes to his house ,ego problem
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Whenever I miss u !
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 20:06 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Whenever I miss u I'll read your sms, Whenever I want to see u I'll just close my eyes. Wenever I want to hear your voice, I'll throw stones at dogs.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Could u fax me ur photo....
PostPosted: 03 Jul 2009, 20:08 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently mind you its really very very important. I am playing cards and u have misplaced the jocker
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