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maheshwari
 Post subject: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:44 

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Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:46 

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A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!. :lol:



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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:46 

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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:55 

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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!


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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:57 

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year” :lol:



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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 15:58 

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”


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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 16:04 

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Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 16:05 

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 16:07 

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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why r all these people running?
PostPosted: 14 Jan 2010, 16:08 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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