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maheshwari
 Post subject: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:54 

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Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.
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 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:56 

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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:56 

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:57 

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I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
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 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:58 

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Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 09:59 

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Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 10:00 

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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 10:01 

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Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 10:02 

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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses ?
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2010, 10:03 

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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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