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PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:38 

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:38 

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What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places!


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:39 

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:39 

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Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ?
A divorce lawyer.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:40 

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:40 

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Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:41 

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:41 

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What did one snake say to the other snake?
Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:42 

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date.


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 Post subject: Re: Valentine Jokes
PostPosted: 08 Feb 2010, 11:42 

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What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear


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