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maheshwari
 Post subject: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:34 

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Doctor – Please take
3 spoonfuls of this
medicine daily at night Patient – I Can’t do that Doctor.!
Doctor – Why.?
Patient- I have Only
One Spoon at my home.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:34 

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Sunny and his Son
are Very Lazy.
Sunny – Son, Go Out
and see if it is Raining.
Son – Oh.! Dad.
Can’t you Call in Tommy
and See if he is
Wet or Not.?
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:35 

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How do you
Make Santa Laugh
on a Sunday.?
?
?
Tell him a Joke on a Wednesday.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:35 

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Policemen were
Searching for a Thief.
At last they found his wife. Policemen – Where is
your husband.?
Wife – He has Gone for
Night Shift Duty.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:36 

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Chantu- Why do you
sleep with the Parrot
beside you.?
Bantu – Bcoz I Want
to Know what all
I Say in My Sleep.!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:37 

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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Sign Board 4 D Traffic Near D College..
He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill D Students, Wait 4 D Teachers.”
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:37 

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Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes
you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:38 

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Sam gets a CHEQUE.
He Throws it On
the Ground.
Can you guess Why.???

?

?

To see whether it
Will BOUNCE or Not..
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:39 

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# Q: Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Top Ten SMS Jokes of The Week.!
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:39 

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# Jeeto yelled at Santa: U’re gonna be really sorry! I’m going to leave you! Santa: Make up your mind! Which one is it going to be?
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