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maheshwari	Post subject: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 15:51
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	The SMS Of The Year 2009: Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai. . . . . . Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 15:54
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam Rakha. Dhoom Do (2) Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga "PAA DO"

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 15:54
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Position Of A Husband Is Just Like A Split AC No Matter However Loud He Is In The Outdoor He Is Designed To Remain Silent Indoor...

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 15:55
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	V E R Y T R U E ... Every Woman Is Wrong Until She Cries, And Then She Is Right, Instantly ... =P

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 15:56
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	It's Sad For A Girl To Reach An Age When Men Consider Her CHARMLESS But Its Worse For A Man To Reach An Age When Girl Considers Him HARMLESS ... =P

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 16:04
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha Clerk : Kya Hua Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai C : Toh? O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 16:05
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!! :-/)

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 16:05
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill? Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 16:06
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man? Student:Adam. Teacher:N The 1st Woman? Student: Umm..Madam.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sms Of The Year 2009 Posted: 29 Dec 2009, 16:08
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Kid- Teacher, Can I Go To Bathroom ? Teacher- Yes, But Only After Reciting The Alphabates ! Kid- Ok ! "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L, M,N,O, Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !" Teacher- Where Is "P" ? Kid- Its Running Down My Leg !! Plz Let Me Go To The Bathroom ... ;->

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