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maheshwari
 Post subject: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:21 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?


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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:22 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.


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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:22 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:22 

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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:23 

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:23 

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:23 

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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:24 

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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:24 

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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: SMS Jokes
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:25 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
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