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maheshwari	Post subject: Sardar &Laloo Rabri Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:17
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, clean ing home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Last edited by maheshwari on 16 Jan 2010, 10:29, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:19
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:19
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful? Priest: So that you will love them. Santa: But why did God make them so dumb? Priest: So that they will love you.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:20
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions. Banta: Isn't it too high? Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:24
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:25
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Santa: Why are you heating the knife. Banta: To do suicide. Santa: But why are you heating it? Banta: To prevent infection.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:27
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Wedding Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:28
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car? Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sardar &Laloo Rabri Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:34
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”? Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Sardar &Laloo Rabri Jokes Posted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:41
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married. Laloo: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

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