SantaBanta SMS

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a
strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't
understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.
Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me.

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep.
Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions.
He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!

maheshwari · **Joined:** 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 **Posts:** 6406

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

chris347 · **Joined:** 31 Mar 2010, 17:08 **Posts:** 10

oh...

dil kush kar dita :lol:

youmint · **Joined:** 07 Oct 2009, 18:16 **Posts:** 21

great and very funny SMS. thanks for saring..

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi

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