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maheshwari	Post subject: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:40
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan’s chair. Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:41
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:41
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:42
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it’s not how we ‘care’ in the beginning, but how much we ‘care’ till ending.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:42
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# It was once said that a black man would be President ‘when pigs fly’. Indeed 100 days into Obama Presidency and there is Swine flu.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:43
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends. Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:44
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet. Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:44
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Santa got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today.” Wife fell unconscious.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Santa visits Mysore palace Posted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:45
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	# Jeeto yelled at Santa: U’re gonna be really sorry! I’m going to leave you! Santa: Make up your mind! Which one is it going to be?

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