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Sreeja
 Post subject: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:54 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.

Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:08 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:19 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:21 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:26 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:29 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For u n ur parents
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:31 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?

Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 16:31 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 17:00 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Banta: I've discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye

Santa: Oh, yeah? What's it? Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife, 'I'm leaving u!' & the wife said: Good! Bye!
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & sun
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 17:01 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!

Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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