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Sreeja
 Post subject: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:12 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.

Santa: Take msg and give me later.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:17 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?

Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk & Orange juice...

Santa: Oye, which side is orange juice?
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:24 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya?

Banta: Haan

Santa: Kudi naal.

Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya?

Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:27 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:29 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:31 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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See what a spelling mistake can do...

Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:35 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.

Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:38 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.

Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:40 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
Posts: 576
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Sreeja
 Post subject: Re: Santa & Lady Secretary
PostPosted: 03 Aug 2009, 15:42 

Joined: 19 Jun 2009, 15:38
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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