Worldcup schedule

2011GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C
RAJNIKANTH….

. Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm??
And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’

Finally scientists get success in finding actual reason of tsunami.
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.Rajnikant was swimming in the ocean that day!

Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had 3 ekkas (AAA) but could not win,why?….
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.Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…

once dinosaur asked rajnikant for some money and then rajni gave tht..aftr few yrss dinosaur told rajni that he wiill not return his money.frm tht tm
it waz last tm when dinosaur appeared

Why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner…?…Coz he wanted to play carrom…!!

Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo?
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..Y?
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.To Play chess!!!!!!

Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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That boy 2day is known as,
‘Himesh Reshammiya’!