Q: Which weighs more?  A pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
A: Both weigh the same.

Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one, after that the basket is not empty.

Q: What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?
A: A half dollar.

Q: If you take three apples from five apples, how many do you have?
A: You have three apples.

Q: How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?
A: Once; after that it is no longer 30.

Q: How many 9's between 1 and 100?
A: 20.

Q: How can half of 12 be 7?
A: Cut XII into two halves horizontally. You get VII on the top half.

Q: When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
A: Your fingers.

Q: 1.A street that is 40 yards long has a tree every 10 yards on both sides. How many total trees on the entire street?
A: 10, 5 on each side.

Q: 1.What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.