Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send sms.

Look at the world around u; u'll see god's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u'll c god's providence,

look at the-mirror; u'll c god's sense of humour.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. it goes ... no fun, send mon, your son! dad write back saying ... so sad, too bad, your dad!

Q: what's the diff between mother and wife?



A: one woman brings in to the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Consequences of American life style: the wife rushed into house, screaming 2 her husband, darling come quick! ur kids n my kids. r beating. our kids

Namaskar: This is all India anti-sleep association mid night service. Our aim is 2 disturb the sleep others. thank you

My aim is to be a failiure! if I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know - this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about me.

Today, tomorrow and yesterday there' ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? your own! stupid!

Sometimes my mind asks why I miss you? why I care for you? why I remember you? then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.