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maheshwari	Post subject: JOKES & SMS Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:41
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab? Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!” Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:06, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:41
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	My son is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin! Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:07, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:42
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	How many Bill Gates’ does it take to change the light bulb? None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard! Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:07, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:43
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation. Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:09, edited 2 times in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:43
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say "It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor" ~ITS CUZ IM JAZZY~ Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:10, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:44
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	A thief was taking red paint and he was running fast. "Can't spill the paint. " He said as he ran. But he tripped over a rock. "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOO I SPILED THE PAINT ON MY HANDS!" And the law got him. "Talk about getting caught red handed!," The police man joked. Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:10, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:44
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence. Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:11, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:45
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!" Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:11, edited 1 time in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:45
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	A young boy asked his mother where babies come from and she answered "Go ask your father". He asked his father the same question and he answered "Go ask your mother!" Later that day at dinner the boy announced "I know that I am not your son because neither one you know where babies come from" Last edited by maheshwari on 09 Feb 2010, 16:12, edited 2 times in total.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: When i tell u here, i am Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 15:45
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Which football player wears the biggest helmet? A: the one with the biggest head

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