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 Post subject: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:51 

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Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:54 

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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.


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PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:55 

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:56 

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:57 

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:58 

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:59 

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was
Amritsar

where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 11:00 

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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks
the other

to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 11:01 

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service


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 Post subject: Re: INTELLIGENCE OF SARDAR JOKES
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 11:03 

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a
shit ?
"I
read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....


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