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maheshwari
 Post subject: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:12 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
I will no longer waste my time relieving the
past,instead I will spend it worrying on the future.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:12 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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I will not bore my boss by ,with the same excuses
for taking leaves.I will think of some more excuses.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:13 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.I will
avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:14 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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I promise to clean my room once a week even though
I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the this year.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:15 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in this
year,get your own back on them in the next year.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:16 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Drink more.Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said,”Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:16 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Eat more tasty things like candy, Big Macs,KFCs,popcorns
and ice creams.Eat less crap like fresh fruit,vegetables and soy stuffs and nuts.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:18 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
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Work less ,take it easy.All work and no play can
make you a dull boy/girl.Take up a new habit like
smoking for it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
I will treat my girlfriend better,I won’t make her
carry all the groceries the next time we go to the market.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:18 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
I promise to always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Funny New Year resolutions for 2010
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:20 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :)


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