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maheshwari	Post subject: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:46
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:47
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:47
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:48
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:48
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:49
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:49
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:50
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:50
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Funny Messages Posted: 21 Jan 2010, 10:51
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

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