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 Post subject: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 09:51 

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Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.

Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:02 

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Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:03 

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Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:05 

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Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Roti do baba

Pandit: Tamatar Khao

Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do

Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:06 

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Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.

Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:08 

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Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:10 

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Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe,
ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:11 

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LKG ke kid ka paper me 0 aya.

Father angry: What is this?

Very Funny Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass STAR khatam ho gaye, to MOON de diya.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:13 

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Film Director to Akshay Kumar: Tum ko 100 ft ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Akshay Kumar: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Funny Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes in Hindi
PostPosted: 16 Jan 2010, 10:14 

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Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza,

1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.

Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?

Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!


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