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maheshwari	Post subject: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:16
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? Look, a herd of elephants in the distance

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:17
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:17
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	What is the difference between en elephant and a plum? An elephant is grey.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:18
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance? Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:19
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	How do you get four elephants into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:20
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	What game do four elephants in a mini play? Squash

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:20
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:21
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:23
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one? A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

maheshwari	Post subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Posted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:25
Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43 Posts: 6347	How do you make a dead elephant float? Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,.....

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