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maheshwari
 Post subject: Doctor - Nurse Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:58 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:58 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Patient : Doctor, You
have given Two Prescriptions.!
Doctor : Yes, This one
is to to make You
Feel Better and the
other one to make the
Drug Company Feel Better


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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 09:59 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t – I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:00 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
70 Year Old Tom went
to the Doctor for a
Check up.
Days later the Doctor
sees Tom with a
Gorgeous Young Woman
and says, Wow, Aren’t
you really Doing Great.?!
Tom : I’m just doing
what You Said, Doc.
You said Get a
Hot Mamma and
Be Cheerful.
Doc.: God. I Only Said,
‘You’ve Got a
Heart Murmur: Be Careful.’
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:00 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Doctors can be
Frustrating.!
You Wait a
Month-and-a-half
for an Appointment,
and he says, “I Wish
You’d Come to Me Sooner”
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maheshwari
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:01 

Joined: 15 Dec 2009, 09:43
Posts: 6347
Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”
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pupan
 Post subject: Re: Hospital Jokes
PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 08:39 

Joined: 15 Dec 2010, 22:56
Posts: 36
Doctor : You need a stitch in your lips.
Patient : Hmmm.... Only Stitch, no embroidery work ?
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jenny123
 Post subject: Re: Doctor - Nurse Jokes
PostPosted: 04 Jul 2011, 12:24 

Joined: 04 Jul 2011, 12:14
Posts: 1
Agar Doctor na film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pregnant banaya apna
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.
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