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 Post subject: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:25 

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When Dad came home he was astonished to see Gokul sitting on a horse, writing something. " What on earth are you doing there ?" he asked.
"Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal. That's why I'm here and that's why Hari's sitting in the goldfish bowl !"


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:27 

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Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."
Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:30 

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Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:32 

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A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:33 

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Little Girl to her friend: "I'll never have kids. I hear they take nine months to download."


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:36 

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For weeks, a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, what has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:37 

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A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, "Dad, what happened to the birdie?"
His dad told him, "Son, the bird died and went to heaven."
Then the boy asked, '"And God threw him back down?"


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:39 

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
"Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilized human being."
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
"That's better," said his father. "Now will you always come down stairs like that?"
"Suits me," said Teddy. "I slid down the bannister."


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:40 

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


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 Post subject: Re: Clean Jokes About Parents And Children
PostPosted: 30 Jan 2010, 09:43 

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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"


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