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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:04 

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Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge ky
a !!!”


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:05 

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:06 

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Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:09 

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Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:09 

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Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:10 

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Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna… !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay :)


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:10 

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Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale ..


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:11 

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Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:12 

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Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga


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 Post subject: Re: Bania jokes
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2010, 10:12 

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Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda


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