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 Post subject: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:31 

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one day.. elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt... how..???
coz ant was wearing the helmet.


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:32 

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Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.

One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.

Q. What did the other ant told her.

Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:33 

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Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike...

inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly injured and will be

admitted in hospital...

ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its b positive


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:34 

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ant and elephant decide to play heide nd seek...

ant goes out to hide and elephants comes to seek..

ant runs into the temple to hide,and elephant comes to know...how??

Ants slippers r left outside


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:36 

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A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to
swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come...
how come........
cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress.


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:37 

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A ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE...
how come.....
cuz the elephant was afraid and he don't wanna to fight.


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:38 

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Once an elephant was suffering with Diabetes.

everyone in the forest was very worried.

but the ant was not.

he told the animals "don't worry,i will give my blood to the elephant"



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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:40 

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Once 10 elephants went for a swim in a swimming pool where a video camera was placed uderwater.Normally how many legs should be seen in the camera print?
A. 36(because one was doing a backstroke)


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:42 

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What is worse than boxing with an Elephant ?

Ans: Jogging with a Tortise

What is worse jogging than with a Tortise?

Ans: Arm restling with an Elephant


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 Post subject: Re: Ant & Elephant Jokes
PostPosted: 12 Jan 2010, 10:43 

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What do you get when you cross a fish and two elephants?

A: Swimming trunks!


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